The Internet Reacts To Woman's Ridiculous List Of Dating Red Flags

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Sep 17, 2021 2:30 PM EDT

We're the first to point out red flags we see in guys that our friends date. Mostly so they could spend more time with us after they end it with them. Hey, we never said we weren't toxic! But the red flags that we point ot are actually legit, and we bring them up because we're actually concerned. A woman shared her list of red flags with the internet, and man of the flags on her list are pretty outrageous. We're pretty sure she posted it as a joke because they're so outrageous!  Or maybe she's like us and wants her friends to give up on all men entirely so that she can spend more time with them. Have a look below, and let us know what you think. 

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  • 01
    Font - Posted by u/ 1 day ago A girl's list of red flags
    via u/SuperShaggySandwich

    There are many red flags on this woman's list, so brace yourselves. 

  • 02
    Font - July 23, 2021 at 12:36 AM immediate red flags -having serious dietary restrictions -dirty fingernails -androids -natural deodorant users -below 5'8 -boys named andy -baggy basketball shorts -foot fetishes -wife beater wearers -wears slides w no socks
    via u/SuperShaggySandwich

    Some of these really aren't so bad. Here's an example: jst because someone wears a wife-beater, it doesn't actually mean they beat their wife.

  • 03
    Font - -flip flop wearers... rainbows especially -mazda drivers -have the stankiest breath -dudes that hit w the wyd at 2 am -unironic visor wearers -boys that are good at tennis for no reason -snap score over 1 mil -boys that lie and overshoot their height -when they celebrate beating girls in pong -wear their vape around their neck -delta sigs -when they sing along unironically w the radio -boys that workout on the stationary bike at the gym
    via u/SuperShaggySandwich
  • 04
    Font - -when they throw stuff away like it's basketball (kobe) -wearing nike elites -have a squatted vehicle -wear pit vipers regularly -hobby runners -never change their toothbrush -drink seltzers regularly -boys w hydroflasks (especially w stickers) -guys that order a salad on a first date -bed wetters -wears tighty whities
    via u/SuperShaggySandwich
  • 05
    Sky - -boys that play madden -have more than 30 snap streaks -wears converse -chiefing girls' vapes at parties -getting highlights in their hair -biking to class (esp if they have a car) -boys that make omelets on the regular -only go to the pool to lay out and tan -kayakers -posting wtms on snap -avid lulu lemon wearers -have a lanyard on their keys
    via u/SuperShaggySandwich
  • 06
    Font - purplecurtain16 · 1d Yeah she's describing her ex named Andy for sure
    via u/purplecurtain16
  • 07
    Font - DoucheyCohost · 1d "when they celebrate beating girls in pong" She got beat once and did not forget
    via u/DoucheyCohost
  • 08
    Font - FlatInfo · 1d Why can't a man sing in the car? Or shoot things into the garbage?
    via u/FlatInfo
  • 09
    Human body - IndianaBones8 · 1d Mother F*cker are you good at tennis? For.No.Reason???
    via u/IndianaBones8
  • 10
    Font - brawling_narwhal_ · 1d Apparently liking good breakfast food makes a guy a jerk
    via u/brawling_narwhal_
  • 11
    Hair - notheruser010 · 1d Wetting the bed and not changing your toothbrush among a few others are fair...but most of this shit is just unreasonable. I dont think this person knows the difference between a "red flag" and a "preference"
    via u/notheruser010
  • 12
    Font - c · 1d I make omelets all the time and I drive a Mazda. Damn, I thought I had a shot...
    via u/Nomahhhh
  • 13
    Gesture - Trash_Focaccia · 1d Honestly most of this is just normal stuff. Like kayaking? Biking? Exercise? How dare he! This has got to be a joke lol
    via u/Trash_Focaccia
  • 14
    Font - Pprchase · 1d No Slides without socks. No Rainbow sandals. No Nike elites. No Converse. But also, no...foot fetishes? My girl, I think you're the foot fetishist.
    via u/Pprchase
  • 15
    Human body - CourageousLight · 1d How the hell is someone's height a red flag? What the hell? :( Height doesn't matter. Sounds like whoever isn't dating her dodged a bullet.
    via u/CourageousLight
  • 16
    Art - juicy-giraffe · 1d "Having serious dietary restrictions" lol. "If he doesn't eat mayonnaise I don't want him"
    via u/juicy-giraffe
  • 17
    Font - Exokiller9001 · 1d "He'll die if he eats peanuts, it's so toxic"
    via u/Exokiller9001
  • 18
    Human body - _super_star_ · 1d · edited 1d meanwhile this girl has 1 red flag: the fact that she wrote this list Imfaoo
    via u/_super_star_

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